Peter Maddocks

I CAN SEE A MARBELLA POOL - SO COOL IT HAS AN ICEBERG IN THE DEEP END
THAT’S NOT OUR ROYALS DEAR - THAT’S FAKE NEWS.
Pamplona - I was looking for Specsavers!
A HARD BREXIT IS JUST CUT THE BRITS LOOSE - A SOFT BREXIT IS MAKE SURE THEY NEVER EVER WIN THE EURO SONG CONTEST!
LOOK WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO THERESA MAY- SHE LOOKS SO MUCH SMALLER... NO SIR-- YOU HAVE YOUR BINOCULARS THE WRONG WAY ROUND! 
NO MORE TALK - JUST LEG IT
BE ASSURED THAT ALL BAGGAGE WILL FOLLOW AS SOON AS OUR COMPUTER SYSTEMS ARE BACK!
THOSE FIRELIGHTERS ARE SLOW BURNERS. ANTONIO - WE NEED HEAT. I AM HALF SCOTTISH SO PUT THIS TORY MANIFESTO ON THE BARBECUE
‘DON’T BOTHER YOUR FATHER - HE IS HAVING A SEVERE CYBER ATTACK!.’
‘I KEEP HIM ON A HEALTHY DIET - BACON SANDWICH, T-BONE STEAK, BURGER, BEANS, SAUSAGE AND CHIPS, BROWNIES, ICE CREAM COLA...
‘HONESTLY DAPHNE DARLING - WITH THE ANGER AND HATE COMING FROM FEMALES LIKE STURGEON AND LE PEN - I AM HAPPY TO BE GAY!’
THIS IS LUCKY, CHILDREN - WE ARRIVED JUST IN TIME FOR ANOTHER FAIRY STORY!
MARTHA - DON’T USE THE FORWARD TOILET - IT’S A DEPOSIT!
CHIEF - THOSE BREXIT BRITS ARE SNEAKING OFF WITH GIBRALTAR - TOWING IT OUT OF OUR MED AND INTO THE ATLANTIC!
LOOK AGAIN ANTONIO - ARE YOU SURE THEY ARE ONLY LEMMINGS?
Mum and dad are determined to show solidarity with Spain - rather than be Brexited back to Bradford!

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