BRITISH DOG OWNER FURIOUS AFTER POOCH RIPPED HER FAVOURITE SEX TOY TO SHREDS

STACEY EALES, 29, discovered pieces of pink plastic scattered across her staircase after returning home from work one day but didn’t think much of it assuming that her beloved 12-month-old puppy had spent the day ripping up one of his many plastic toys.

Until it clicked that Bugzy, a French bulldog-Staffordshire terrier cross didn’t have any pink toys, with growing dismay Stacey and followed the trail of pink plastic which led to her bedroom and discovered her £57 beloved item shredded on the floor.

After seeing the damaged caused by her 12-month-old pooch,  Stacey shared the images to Facebook and jokingly wrote an ad that reads:

FREE TO A GOOD HOME

Breed: Staffy X Frenchie
Reason: HES A T***

😫😫😫😫😫😫

Photos show the pink vibrator in pieces after being munched by Bugzy, with the guilty pup looking more than sheepish next to the broken device.

Despite the sex-toy taking a battering from the pup’s razor sharp teeth, Stacey stated to the Daily Mail that the toy still had life left in and “feebly quivered when turned on.”

As Euro Weekly News understands, it seems that pets are eating owners SEX TOYS yet nobody is talking about it,(except Stacey Eales of course) or if you pop over to Twitter where comments on the issue are abundant. Search terms such as “dog ate vibrator” or “cat ate dildo” can yield thousands of results in seconds.

As PastMyPrime tweeted “Holy S*** the dog ate my roommate’s vibrator”

Holy shit the dog ate my roommate’s vibrator 🤣 pic.twitter.com/wwmkftwvDP

— Past My Prime (@chrisadestria) November 17, 2018