Breaking News – Boris And Tusk Arrange A Monday Rematch

Hastily Arranged Rematch confirmed By Downing Street

Yes! that dreaded B word Brexit but it’s just been announced that Boris Johnson And Donald Tusk will meet on Monday on the sidelines of the United Nations General Assembly in New York. Confirmation came from Downing Street at 5pm CET.

Reports are coming through from our political correspondents that the pair are at last closing in on settling matters once and for all and this rapidly arranged meeting could be the start of bringing the matter to closure with agreements to suit both.

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