Shore Thing: MTV’s oily hijinks coming to Marbella

FROZEN IN BRONZER: The cast of Super Shore.

AFTER shipping its vacuous, oversexed social experiment ‘Super Shore’ to the hedonistic Greek destination of Mykonos last year, MTV masterminds have unleashed their latest transatlantic volley in the culture wars by confirming that the second series will be filmed in Marbella.

A group of young spray tan bundles unencumbered by social graces or self-consciousness will thus occupy a luxury residence in the glitzy resort, where they will get to spend quality time together and deliver a master class in body shaming under the watchful eye of the camera.

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This will likely be supplemented by the cast getting blindingly drunk before falling out with each other and repeatedly throwing up, as the ‘Shore’ saga continues to expand on the original ‘Jersey Shore’ cultural study, which has already resulted in the notorious UK version ‘Geordie Shore.’


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